Dis is naht mah akshool tumblr. Haaaaaaaaii

"Above all, be careful what you think for your thoughts control your life."

Best friend

Me:	If you were in the desert and had to pick between a camel or a horse to travel with, which would you pick?
Edelweis:	Uh the camel cause when I start to get thirsty I can drink its pee.
Me:	... WHAT

I could never do a “tbh”.

Even though the whole point is to be honest, I’d still feel so sappy and fake.

Of course I wouldn’t lie when I say “you’re an amazing friend who’s beautiful inside and out,” - how many times can anyone say it without sounding cliché? “Life without you is like life without air”, “You’re like noone else in the world”, “I’m so glad I met you”. Fuck that shit, writing birthday cards is hard enough without sounding so cheese.

Hanged out with some of the best people today and had 4 fucking slurpees and got tickets to see Arctic Monkeys wooo I fucking LOVE 7/11 DAY! 

A customer gave me a flower today c: 

momcave:

im a bitch? oh yea well a bitch is a female dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are beautiful so thank u for the compliment 

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b4tmatt:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police.

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

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I just found out my mum tried climbing over the back gate cause she left her keys and mobile phone at home hahahahaha 

Important accent marks in spanish

prosopopeya:

• papa vs papá
  Aquí está mi papá = Here’s my dad
  Aquí está mi papa = Here’s my potato
  
  
• ano vs año
  Celebramos el nuevo año = We’re celebrating the new year
  Celebramos el nuevo ano = We’re celebrating the new anus

This Spanish lesson brought to you by the 28 cultural compositions I’ve graded today.

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